Scene - 10am Sunday morning. I am in bed asleep. Phone rings. Caller ID displays telemarketer number that’s called me 3 times this week. I answer. Me: Stop calling me! Guy on phone: Uh, I don’t think I’ve called you before. Me: What do you want? Guy on phone: Well first, how are you doing this morning? Me: Well, I was asleep, but other than that, fine. Guy on phone: Oh, I’m very sorry for waking you up. I’m with an educational consulting firm. Me: No thanks. Guy on phone: I have here that you filled out an online form asking to know more about taking classes… Me: No I didn’t. I have my Master’s degree. I’m done with school. Guy on phone: Oh…okay. -The End-